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kuddles

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3410
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Taday my cat decidd to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. mega FML

2day I trid to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye . Instead.. . I learnd wat it feels lyk to suffocate a small.. . angry spider with yur eyelid . FML

#21251632
75 comments

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On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

today I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decidd those lookd yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. real FML

#21251355
45 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband askd our tax professional if we could file my profession as ( Expert Dream Murderer. ) I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
77 comments

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On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I proposad to mah girlfriand. Sha just grabbad tha ring and said in a raspy voica, "My pracious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML

#21249886
66 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my looool dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

#21247953
71 comments

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On 08/29/2014 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by SCARRED (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today... I was woken up by mah wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep... I kissd her back... before quickly opening mah eyes an realising it wasn't mah wife; it was mah dog. FML

#21246644
77 comments

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On 08/27/2014 at 7:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of teres, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

#21243818
92 comments

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On 08/23/2014 at 1:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I Learnd Tat Wen Someone Is Coking U Don't Do Te "ymen Maneuver" , U Do Te "eimlic Maneuver". I Was Correctd By Ma Girlfriend's Parents. Mega FML

#21240474
52 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today.. . I listend to a little grl explain ow er scabs taste great wit lemon juice . FML

#21240451
85 comments

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On 08/18/2014 at 11:13am - kids - by Stellarum (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today , I found mah 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving ( the carpet a haircut. ) big fat FML

#21221737
114 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

#21217858
90 comments

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)



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