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ktiskool

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 August 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2141
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ktiskool : I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. But I know who did. Or rather "what" did. Of course, it can't be for sure, because our investigation was interrupted. But our work in theory, is that were looking for some kind of Vengeful Spirit... SO anyone with any info concerning Casper, the blood thirsty ghost, please contact me.

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Visits<b>Kuibe</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 11:38am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 11:35am<b>napechinhey</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:32pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:42am<b>feven</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:11pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:11pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:23am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 11:19pm<b>Mons</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 3:32am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 12:37pm<b>xXkiller_hushXx</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 5:01am<b>xReDMemory</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:17pm<b>KhalidAhmad</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 12:47pm<b>baconisawesome</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:59am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:03am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:12am<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 3:21am<b>SeanV979</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:48am

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:35pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:42am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:57am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 6:01am<b>patts_</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 1:23am<b>tiwan</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 8:39pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:30pm<b>KingBoyLES2003</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:40am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:50am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:01am<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 5:32pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 2:43pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 9:34pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 8:30am<b>whatshisname1066</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 5:39am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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ktiskool's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

by anon / 12/26/2013 at 7:08am / Australia / Love

Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML

by ElephantLover / 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML

by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

by Rinelric1998 / 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Intimacy

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

by BornInTheWrongEra / 03/31/2013 at 2:24am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 5:44pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy

Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

by thanks, fuckface / 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy