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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kthsdm : Chronically sleep deprived coffee junkie who watches life ebb past him through his blood shot eyes as he burns the midnight oil, poring over 'Bailey and Love' in lieu of never-ending torrent of tests and exams.

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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (51476) - you deserved it (3880) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35412) - you deserved it (4903) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by jay ze punk - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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