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kspear2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 May 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 871
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kspear2 : Reading all these fucked up things make me feel better about my fucked up life

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kspear2's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14990) - you deserved it (41486)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (8043)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34767) - you deserved it (24710)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (8166)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML

#17373472
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40598) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39279) - you deserved it (5377)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (5196)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML

#16701794
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9789) - you deserved it (45711)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:39pm - health - by Hopslammer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML

#15884668
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31834) - you deserved it (4978)

On 04/22/2011 at 10:42am - work - by Username -

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20311) - you deserved it (66104)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34549) - you deserved it (4070)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28178) - you deserved it (54523) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36584) - you deserved it (50692)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57512) - you deserved it (8094)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (5929) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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