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krissytina
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 2419
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33453) - you deserved it (3015)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

#12264713
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31466) - you deserved it (3542)

On 08/02/2010 at 11:37am - love - by ihateumicheal (woman) - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

#12212873
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12322) - you deserved it (22474)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

#12176888
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (10802)

On 07/29/2010 at 12:14am - intimacy - by GGimabeast (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to counselling as my mother thinks I have an eating disorder. All because I didn't want to eat the crap supermarket lasagna she bought for $2. FML

#12173397
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25460) - you deserved it (2833)

On 07/28/2010 at 9:24pm - health - by dimtsis (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

#12167424
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (4143)

On 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by 34_22_34 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML

#12150388
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21124) - you deserved it (2149)

On 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm - work - by hurikan68 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

#12088821
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5835) - you deserved it (54535)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

#12087035
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (3132)

On 07/24/2010 at 3:59pm - animals - by Whateversz (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out how much it hurts to be shot with a paintball in your open mouth. My mouth was only open to say I was hit. FML

#12072819
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (5316)

On 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm - health - by owowowow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML

#12071239
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (3817)

On 07/23/2010 at 8:06pm - health - by fiery (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22664) - you deserved it (46065)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

#11859279
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (38461)

On 07/13/2010 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by allalone - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7314) - you deserved it (78462)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

#4903891
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (60032)

On 08/29/2009 at 11:13am - love - by coolhand (man) - United States (Texas)



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