About krez :
I am an adult, although I don't always act like one.
I am a single parent and a part-time gamer.
I am a computer programmer, a scientist, and a super genius.
I am a minister and an atheist, which in retrospect is kind of funny.
I am only here for the schadenfreude, although you can message me if that is your thing.
About krez :
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krez's favorite FMLs
Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day for the past month. FML
by FML / 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm / Finland / Miscellaneous
by Mouhahaa / 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm / France / Love
by jessica071509 / 04/24/2012 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by uhhh what? / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by James / 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML
by Shantwozzlah / 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by iamnotalawyer / 03/26/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Avery / 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm / United States (California) / Geek
by argh / 03/20/2012 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by cachucy / 03/18/2012 at 11:04am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I called pizza hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
by muzikmaler91 / 03/15/2012 at 5:45am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by mel_bear_ / 03/14/2012 at 10:38am / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 1:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…