About krez :
I am an adult, although I don't always act like one.
I am a single parent and a part-time gamer.
I am a computer programmer, a scientist, and a super genius.
I am a minister and an atheist, which in retrospect is kind of funny.
I am only here for the schadenfreude, although you can message me if that is your thing.
About krez :
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krez's favorite FMLs
by 99Problemsandfml / 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 6:28am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Randolph / 10/14/2012 at 10:24pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by fionnathehuman / 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Fingkids / 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm / United States / Kids
by disgusted / 09/24/2012 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by Chouse / 09/06/2012 at 9:56pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Sarah / 08/30/2012 at 8:58am / United States (New York) / Health
- Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop… Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving…