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krash357
  • Town/Country : Zurich, Switzerland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 September 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About krash357 : Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns!

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Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40215) - you deserved it (4657)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53060) - you deserved it (18204)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (1338)

On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my wife and I went to our friend's house to play some pool. While playing, a Cicada started to fly towards my face, so I flipped my pool stick over and swatted at it with the fat end of the stick. I hit the bug. However, with the skinny side I hit myself in the snow-globes. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 10:50pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Missouri)



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