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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 363
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About koztm : Act like a lady. Think like a man. Drive like a boss.

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Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:34pm<b>pizza12</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:18am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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koztm's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18500) - you deserved it (59120)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63669) - you deserved it (4654)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54315) - you deserved it (5212)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)

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