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  • Town/Country : Buford, USA
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  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About koztm : Act like a lady. Think like a man. Drive like a boss.


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Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16762) - you deserved it (53159)

On 02/27/2014 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57467) - you deserved it (3795)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49291) - you deserved it (4782)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:24am - misc - by violatedbuttcrack - Australia (New South Wales)



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