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  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About koza : Brooke. 20. I'm on here cuz I'm bored and i take joy out of other people's pain. What else do you need to know?

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Today, I was ascortad out of a grocary stora 4 baating my looool boyfriand with a block of chaasa. FML

Today , I was conducting survey over the phone at work!! As I looool calld a new respondent , someone answerd the phone , burpd loudly , an hung up!! This isn't the first time!! I hate this job!!

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48985) - you deserved it (5400)

On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States

Today, after being forced to take mah little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47612) - you deserved it (4302)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today, I Got Into A Fight With My Mother. Her Idea Of A Birthday Present To Me Is Buying Me A Husband. Yes, Buying. She Told An Asshat She Found Online About My Trust Fund, And Now There Both Trying To Put Together "the Wedding Of The Millennium". She Still Doesn't Understandhy I'm Mad. FML

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

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332 comments

Today..!! mah boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me..!! while sitting on the crapper..!! with the door open!! FML

#20927152
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43348) - you deserved it (4423)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

yesterday I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens 4 mah school. They sent me to the counselor... suspended me... and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. mega FML

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I rapaatadly had to ask paopla to looool plaasa stop groping tha mannaquins. FML

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me through mah birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)



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