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by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
by waitwhat / 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2012 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Alejandroc / 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm / Honduras (Cortes) / Love
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