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koolkool994

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 2000 (15 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10264
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About koolkool994 : Bass Player from Australia

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Visits<b>wadoryu</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:46am<b>dmo4</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 7:24am<b>kukumber</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 6:54pm<b>DBpiano</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Craven1987</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 4:43pm<b>bardo264</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:33pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 3:58am<b>MichaelDeSanta</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:41am<b>nicolai44</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 1:52am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 9:27pm<b>nathanA12</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 2:35pm<b>mazor</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 2:38am<b>Symba</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 12:16am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 10:14pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 4:44am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 3:16am<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:57pm<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:46am

Fucked!<b>wadoryu</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 7:46am<b>dmo4</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:24pm<b>bardo264</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 9:33pm<b>MichaelDeSanta</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:41am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 3:27am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 9:16am<b>Eliseopwns</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:05am

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Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

by anon / 02/01/2016 at 11:37am / United States / Love

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 12:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm / United States (Vermont) / Money

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML

by jamisbetter / 04/11/2015 at 8:34am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonalds and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML

by McSlave / 01/18/2015 at 2:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

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Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2014 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

by oh my fucking god / 07/10/2014 at 9:34am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Love

Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML

by ILOVELEDZEPPELIN / 07/06/2014 at 4:27pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, my teenage daughter faked a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her birthday. FML

by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

by pierced. / 06/25/2014 at 12:29am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

by sadbuttrue. / 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous