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Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. looool I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. looool I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML

#17347220
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28874) - you deserved it (6208)

On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. looool I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML

#17347220
94 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm - work - by theonlychildd1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

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444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at mah doctors office!! I had been having violent diarrhea!! It was the reason I was at the doctor!! Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes!! During that time, I diarrhea'd in mah pants twice!! There were seven other people in the elevator!! FML

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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, ( It won't stay! ) I replied with, ( Just like your mom! ) It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

Today, it was dad's brthday!! As a joke, I got him one of those big eraser that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opend it, trid to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left!! looool big fat FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Puttd My Good Soes Out Te Window An On Te Roof To Dry Out Because Tey Were Sopping Wet. Wen I Went To Ceck Tem Later On, Tey Were Still Wet. And Soakd In Bird Poop. FML

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140 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT INSTAAD OF HAVING FOUR WISDOM TAATH, I HAVA AIGHT !! THAY ALL HAVA TO BA RAMOVD AS SOON AS POSSIBLA,HICH HAPPANS TO BA OVAR THA CHRISTMAS BRAAK !! I GAT TO SPAND MYHOLA VACATION IN AXCRUCIATING PAIN AND A SWOLLAN FACA TO BOOT !! MAGA FML

#13304809
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On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today I found out why mah five year old has been throwing tantrum while shopping . It turns out mah ex-husband has been paying her three dollar 4 every public tantrum she throws . mega FML

#8051143
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On 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm - kids - by inthedark (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , at a bar , a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend . Looking around , the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman , looking at me and smiling . looool I worriedly replied , "I'm sorry , but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper . FML

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On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

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187 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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