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Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Transportation
by aishyaslife89 / 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Idek / 01/30/2015 at 11:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
by fml / 01/04/2015 at 10:10pm / United States / Love
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML
by romance sucks. / 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML
by lrn2spel, teach / 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML
by freakofnature / 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by oldsoulyoungbody / 01/30/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things… Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which… Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room,…