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kodyyblue

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  • Number of visits : 842
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:23pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:42am<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:43am<b>sngrrrr</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:29am<b>Shayn_25</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 7:34pm<b>manuelg1095</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:51pm<b>phaelnb</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 2:03pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:41am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:11am<b>Scryll</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 4:09pm<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Rstein14</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:56pm<b>Countryboy1996</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 2:53am<b>shwn_pal</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:55pm<b>03stroker03</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 2:41pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:26am<b>wowguy13045</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 10:20pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:14pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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kodyyblue's favorite FMLs

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

by aishyaslife89 / 10/06/2015 at 6:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

by Idek / 01/30/2015 at 11:27am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML

by fml / 01/04/2015 at 10:10pm / United States / Love

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals

Today, my 3-year-old son discovered his testicles. When I asked him what they were, he replied, "They're my balls! They make my winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

by juice723 / 02/01/2014 at 9:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

by romance sucks. / 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

by lrn2spel, teach / 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

by freakofnature / 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

by oldsoulyoungbody / 01/30/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous