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Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
193 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT EXTINCT PEOPLES , AND I SAID HOW CLOSE THE JEWISH PEOPLE CAME TO BECOMING ONE. SHE CONDESCENDINGLY TOLD ME THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKD WAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT , I REALIZD SHE WAS CONFUSING THEM WITH THE VIKINGS. WHAT THE HELL? FML

#20126556
175 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

2dayhile driving with puppy in the passenger seat , he jumpd out of the window. FML

#20124915
130 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I bought professional hair clippers to shave down below, thinking it would be safer than using a razor. Let's just say the bathroom now looks like a murder scene, and it's going to be a while before I have sex again. FML

#20124733
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On 10/20/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , after having loand girlfriend money after she claimd to be broke an unable to pay her rent an electricity bills , she went out , spent it all on a new purse an phone , an now refuses to pay me back. FML

#20123887
165 comments

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On 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm - money - by asparagus piss (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, AFTER BIENG TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH A GUY SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL, I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH SELF CONFIDENCE TO GO AN TALK TO HIM!! TURNS OUT HE'S BORING AS FUCK!! I OBSESSED OVER THIS GUY FOR NEARLY 4 YEARS!! FML

#20123261
153 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 10:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

2day I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids . When there parents left, they told me that there cat had died . I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay . We still have him in a box . Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
48 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

TODAY AN EXTERMINATOR SPRAYD FIR COCKROACHES IN MAH DORM ROOM . AFTER CLASSES I GOT BACK TO FIND THREE LARGE COCKROACHES ON TOP OF MAH BD . NOW THAT THE EXTERMINATOR HAS SPRAYD EVERYTHING ALL THE COCKROACHES R COMING OUT . FML

#20122351
108 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discoverd my son, who has recently movd out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wantd the new Pokemon game, and ( compromises had to be made ). fat FML

#20122132
150 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today, At Work My Boss Called Me Into His Office Because He Had Received Multiple Complaints From Coworkers About A Prank Sound Machine I Have Been Using To Make Inappropriate Fart Sounds At My Desk. I Wish It Was A Fart Machine; I Have A Condition. FML

#20122062
74 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Recieved Another Death Threat Fir Teaching Evolution In College. I'm A Geology Teacher. FML

#20121974
209 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
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On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
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On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)



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