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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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kmp789's page activity

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Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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kmp789's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, and he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, and hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm / United States (Florida) / Work