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TODAY, AS PART OF MY VETERINARY DEGREE, I HAD TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO JERK OFF A DOG IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE CLASS. AFTERWARDS, THE LECTURER SAID THAT I HAVE THE 'MAGIC TOUCH'. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was going to fight tha guy who my girlfriand laft ma for. Whila waiting at tha park, ha sant ma a vidao of tha two of tham having sax on my bad. FML

#20768398
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On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY I WAS ASKED TO HELP MY SISTER CLEAN HER ROOM. THE MOMENT I OPENED THE DOOR, I WAS GREETED BY HER SCREAMING "TASTE THE RAINBOW" WITH A FULL MOUTH. SHE THEN SPAT THE SKITTLE INTO MY FACE. BIG FAT FML

#20768354
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On 07/07/2013 at 6:55am - kids - by tastetherainbow - United States (Texas)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a movia data with boyfriand,han ha askad fir a handjob. I thought I was doing wall until ha sighad, took hand off, an said ha could finish on his own. FML

#20761555
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On 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

yesterday another "gentleman" called an asked 4 mah "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm notho he's looking for, tohich he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" an that he wanted to have some fun. FML

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On 06/26/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I cut my own bangs. I pullad too much hair to tha front and andad up giving mysalf a mullat. maga FML

#20733203
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I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29 , my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is mah first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-worker all got generou salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I woke up to mah pants off and mah vibrator still on . I fell asleep masturbating . FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today , it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the frst time my wife an I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me an it was love at frst sight. I lookd to my right as she stormd off an then realizd I had told a story about my ex-grlfriendho was sitting in the crowd. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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