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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kmartFTW : Dirt road driving. South Texas living. FYL. KCCO

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML


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