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by she has dumbcuntitis / 06/03/2015 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by smartass / 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
by Headless / 05/29/2015 at 9:04am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Love
by sassy_girl144 / 05/29/2015 at 6:58am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, after being with my fiance for almost a decade, my future mother-in-law has been accusing me of being a gold digger because we want to buy a house together. She has conveniently forgotten her son was out of work for two years and I supported the both of us. FML
by BadGoldDigger / 05/26/2015 at 8:18am / United States / Love
Today, one of my regulars came up to my car in the parking lot. We talked through the window while I put on my makeup. He then asked for a hug because he won't be in for two weeks. I obliged and he was kind enough to slide his hand between my legs. He then gave me $50 not to tell his wife. FML
by witchybaby89 / 05/25/2015 at 10:50pm / United States / Work
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Vlen / 05/23/2015 at 10:38pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by zzarzzur / 05/22/2015 at 2:55am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by anon / 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by FrickingBusDrivers / 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
by ajodasdojsad / 03/21/2015 at 11:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous
by quietecho95 / 03/20/2015 at 11:40am / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML
by falling short / 03/20/2015 at 11:26am / India (Maharashtra) / Love
- Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One… Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I… Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to…