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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 May 1993 (22 years)
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About kmaeh : I love life and loathe all the mundane daily boring crap that must be dealt with. I go by many names.. crazy cat lady, dr doolittle, tree hugger, hippy. :p I live for love, love my crazy house full of pets, love the hot sunshine and the rainy days, green grass and trees in full dress. Music is my happy place and will listen to anything and everything! my ipod playlist is one of the most random I have seen; from Anael to My Chemical Romance to Jack Johnson to Abba to the Aladdin soundtrack , maybe throw some Hilary Duff and Paramore in there ;) messages are welcome, as another of my favorite pastimes is seeing how other people view the world

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