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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 June 1983 (33 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1728
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About klutzyduck1 : Combat vet, and I love my work now (even if you don't).

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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klutzyduck1's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend broke up with me. She immediately asked if it was because I didn't put out. I'm 15. FML

by LittleLou / 10/16/2016 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting two brothers, 3 and 5. As I was getting the youngest ready to go outside, the older boy, threw open the door, shucked his clothing, and ran off into the woods. I had to carry the 3-year-old as I ran my asthmatic ass after him. FML

by K_nightlight / 09/14/2016 at 8:20pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, 3 weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

by dumped and dusted / 07/13/2016 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

by ThirdWheelHell / 06/30/2016 at 2:07am / United States (Virginia) / Love