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  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Visits<b>Sangue0608</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Strajee</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:51pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:58am<b>UH60</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 3:19pm<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 12:16pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:45am<b>patwo8</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:39am<b>duckman9</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:14am<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 12:40am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:27pm<b>AllSoul</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 12:29pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 2:07am<b>Rozay333</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 10:59am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 5:07pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 2:17am<b>DrMessed</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 3:19pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 5:14pm

Fucked!<b>Sangue0608</b> - just now<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 6:17pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:45pm

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klutz44's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30839) - you deserved it (2661)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (1945)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31650) - you deserved it (3519)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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