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Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2014 at 11:30am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned brood mare." FML
by Anonyname / 05/18/2014 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by LilaTheGreat / 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
by Anonymous / 05/04/2013 at 9:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
by EsotericBrent / 01/09/2013 at 1:50am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm / Sri Lanka (Western) / Love
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