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About kkkaylyn08 : I'm 18 as of now. I really like to have fun. :) I'm easy to get along with but if yu piss me off, ill b sure to let it be known. But tht doesnt happen often. I don't really get embarrassed easily because I except myself for who I am. and As of now I'm single. So hit me up :)

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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