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kittyfrozen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2639
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kittyfrozen : 안녕하세요! 😊 💕

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Visits<b>5t3ff1k4h</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:15pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 8:22pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:14am<b>aleyp63</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 12:04pm<b>0dd80d</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 10:12am<b>172pilot</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 10:30pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 10:09pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 6:26am<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:16am<b>josuevallejo</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:33pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:47am<b>carlfirebolt</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:14pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:17pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:26am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:13am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:07am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:54pm

Fucked!<b>LivToFail</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 4:14pm<b>aleyp63</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Seabass_Chan</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 12:13pm<b>josuevallejo</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:33am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:56am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:47pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 3:43pm

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kittyfrozen's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2015 at 7:18am / Work

Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2015 at 6:03am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

by lemonchips / 10/12/2015 at 5:28pm / Norway / Kids

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

by not telling you my name / 08/07/2015 at 11:16am / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

by sendhelp / 08/03/2015 at 1:31am / United States (Utah) / Health

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

by .......... / 06/07/2015 at 5:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

by fugly / 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 8:21am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

by betterthanhodor / 06/03/2015 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Transportation

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

by kalvin / 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Transportation

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

by WolfAvenge / 05/21/2015 at 4:01am / United States (Arizona) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

by Upside-Down Sleeper. / 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous