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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (20 years)
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About kittycute1127 : im the crazy chick who can stay home eat chinese and play video games for hours, but can also act like a total girlie girl

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Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML


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Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML


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