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  • Town/Country : Monteverde, Costa Rica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 September 1981 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 961
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (40642)

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