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Today I Brought A Cute Guy Back From The Bar To Have Sex. He Was Drunk So He Had Trouble Getting It Up An I Said Jokingly "you Need To Work On That". We Fell Asleep An I Woke Up The Next Morning To Him Gone An A Note That Said "you Need To Work On Not Farting In Yur Sleep". FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after parents ouse and tere wiener dog, and fell asleep on te couc. Te dog climbd onto soulders and restd beind ead like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until se fartd rigt in left ear. mega FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, ma an mah family watchad tha vidao of mah birth. In tha vidao, whan mah mothar saas ma fir tha first tima, sha says "God ha's ugly!" FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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