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kitkat2014
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kitkat2014 : In order to succeed, one must fight to understand before he can fight to be understood.

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Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

#20072843
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5888) - you deserved it (30811)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

Today, I got my laptop back after waiting weeks for it to be fixed. It turns out that they didn't fix it; they dusted it off, held it for a few days, and sent it back. FML

#19985315
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (1470)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said "I was thinking McDonald's". FML

#19985281
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23209) - you deserved it (4310)

On 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spilled loose face powder on myself while applying my make-up. My sister subsequently walked in on me vacuuming my crotch. FML

#19709039
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (3651)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18676) - you deserved it (2688)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)



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