About kitkat2014 : In order to succeed, one must fight to understand before he can fight to be understood.
kitkat2014's FML badges
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
kitkat2014's favorite FMLs
Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
by Rowan Curry / 09/15/2012 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/26/2012 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 05/31/2012 at 9:43am / United Kingdom (Dorset) / Miscellaneous
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
by emonsteadman / 05/28/2012 at 10:05am / United States (Texas) / Work
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today,I found out my boyfriend, who is buying me a ring for my birthday is buying my best friend a… Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside of a house party. Just as I reach… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…