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Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
by haku4u / 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by madiison09 / 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/05/2013 at 11:13am / United States (Vermont) / Animals
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
by vagina dentata for christmas, pls / 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm / United States / Love
by tingles / 01/19/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML
by charlieday / 09/21/2009 at 12:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by lifesux17 / 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…