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Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML
by haku4u / 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by madiison09 / 04/01/2013 at 1:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/05/2013 at 11:13am / United States (Vermont) / Animals
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
by vagina dentata for christmas, pls / 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm / United States / Love
by tingles / 01/19/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 5:50am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML
by charlieday / 09/21/2009 at 12:34pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, my coworker came over to my desk and told me that I should protect my Twitter updates, because I had unknowingly made them public. My tweets include drinking stories, all the men I've hooked up with, various cuss words, sexual innuendos, and how much I hate my coworkers. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2009 at 6:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by lifesux17 / 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous