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kitcatjb
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (38370)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (31574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45673) - you deserved it (7510)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47819) - you deserved it (3834)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)



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