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  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 May 1998 (15 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20936) - you deserved it (31561) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/26/2014 at 4:45am - work - by sistermonster (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45655) - you deserved it (7506)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47753) - you deserved it (3834)

On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)



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