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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2907
  • Number of comments : 389
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kinky44 : Hello there, wandering FML-user! Welcome to my profile. Admission is $39.95, dont worry I'll bill you later. Anyway, im probably the funniest guy on FML, probably. When im not hanging out with friends, im usually on Netflix, on my XbOne playing with friends, or working out. I love making people laugh and this is a great site to do so, mostly. Proud supporter of Team Nice Dynamite, the Dallas Cowboys, and KWA. (Hint: Im not the fat guy in either picture, dont worry. But I might be Will Smith.)

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kinky44's favorite FMLs

Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29492) - you deserved it (1945)

On 06/13/2015 at 7:45am - work - by notfuckingpaidenough - United States (California)

Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (8380)

On 06/12/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by alyssaamarante - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24932) - you deserved it (1977)

On 06/06/2015 at 12:19pm - animals - by seadrick (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30950) - you deserved it (3109)

On 04/29/2015 at 12:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (3735)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML


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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (2780)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML


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On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (2534)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:44am - work - by probably not getting the job - United States (Oregon)

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27698) - you deserved it (8926)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML


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On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML


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