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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2204
  • Number of comments : 380
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kinky44 : Hello there, wandering FML-user! Welcome to my profile. Admission is $39.95, dont worry I'll bill you later. Anyway, im probably the funniest guy on FML, probably. When im not hanging out with friends, im usually on Netflix, on my XbOne playing with friends, or working out. I love making people laugh and this is a great site to do so, mostly. Proud supporter of Team Nice Dynamite, the Dallas Cowboys, and KWA. (Hint: Im not the fat guy in either picture, dont worry. But I might be Will Smith.)

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Visits<b>Roskie</b> - yesterday at 8:14pm<b>BigL99</b> - yesterday at 9:40am<b>abitoff</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:08am<b>ILookAtFMLs</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Weedy</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:48pm<b>garf3265</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:41am<b>xxAKAxGOON3Dxx</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:39pm<b>manateesarecool</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:51pm<b>CuriousYel1ow</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:20pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:20pm<b>fiveforfighting</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:50pm<b>trex454</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 1:10pm<b>blurrr8</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:56pm<b>mkmon7</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Smennant</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 9:36am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:23am<b>Flamepelt</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:57am

Fucked!<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:03am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:23am<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 1:16am<b>FracturedMinds</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 12:48am<b>biodude03</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:16am<b>princessEll</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:22pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 10:11pm<b>annababyyyy</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 5:31am<b>Sir_Fox</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 3:46am

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kinky44's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (2977)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28694) - you deserved it (4705)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34467) - you deserved it (2496)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sent my father a text asking when he was finally coming to meet his 4-month-old granddaughter. His response? "I forgot." He forgot he has a granddaughter. FML

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

#21375599
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97) - you deserved it (3194)

On 03/16/2015 at 10:36am - love - by xswitch74 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. The first thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke, he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list, "Cleanliness is not a joke". FML

Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML

#21370930
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (2299)

On 03/09/2015 at 1:44am - work - by probably not getting the job - United States (Oregon)

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

#21369995
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26060) - you deserved it (8226)

On 03/07/2015 at 3:14pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

#21319192
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39826) - you deserved it (2552)

On 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

#21310620
84 comments

Today, my wife and I drove two hours from our rural town to buy a new sofa. When we got home, it took us an hour to figure out there was no way to fit it through our door. We made the two hour drive back to return it, only to find the store was closed. FML

#21308507
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29248) - you deserved it (9090)

On 11/30/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by davy0540 - United States

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

#21307548
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32465) - you deserved it (3754)

On 11/28/2014 at 1:43pm - misc - by bullah007 (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34603) - you deserved it (4409)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)



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