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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 January 1994 (21 years)
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About kingofswedes : Born and raised in the metropolitan city of Linköping, Sweden, where polar bears roam the streets and everybody plays hockey (I actually love hockey). But most important of all, where we are awesome. Currently studying at Lund's University and loving it.
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Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my co-worker started talking in third person. Not only that, but he narrates his daily tasks. "Jeff reached for a stapler", "Jeff stapled a report". I have to sit beside this chimp for 8 hours a day, and nothing I say can end this. FML

Today, I was let go from work because they need "younger people". I'm 19 and I work at a flower market. FML


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On 02/21/2014 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to get my golden retriever to stand in front of our church for a very short time to illustrate the point of a sermon. When I brought my dog up, he mounted the pastor's leg and began humping him. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 9:42pm - animals - by sillydoggy - United States

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML


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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML


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On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML


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On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML


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On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

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