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About kinga08 : Seeing is deceiving,
Dreaming is believing...
My name is Kinga. It's pronounced just the way it's spelled. I am Polish & I speak Polish. I was born & raised in New York City. I work and I go to school. I'm a lot smarter than you think, so don't test me. I'm majoring in Toxicology, minoring in Chemistry. I haven't yet decided if I want to go through with medical school or go on to get my Master's and PhD in Toxicology and work in forensics or for a pharmaceutical company. I am a classically trained pianist. I've had an amazing man by my side for the last 6 and a half years.
I'm very independent, down to earth, and personable. My two baby nephews are my world. I love food and shopping probably a little more than I should. I'm sure I'm boring you by now.
P.S., what ever happened to all the really awesome commenters that made FMyLife that much more enjoyable?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
Monday 5 October 2015