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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1905
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kinga08 : Seeing is deceiving,
Dreaming is believing...

My name is Kinga. It's pronounced just the way it's spelled. I am Polish & I speak Polish. I was born & raised in New York City. I work and I go to school. I'm a lot smarter than you think, so don't test me. I'm majoring in Toxicology, minoring in Chemistry. I haven't yet decided if I want to go through with medical school or go on to get my Master's and PhD in Toxicology and work in forensics or for a pharmaceutical company. I am a classically trained pianist. I've had an amazing man by my side for the last 6 and a half years.

I'm very independent, down to earth, and personable. My two baby nephews are my world. I love food and shopping probably a little more than I should. I'm sure I'm boring you by now.

Toodles :)

P.S., what ever happened to all the really awesome commenters that made FMyLife that much more enjoyable?

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Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML


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On 12/08/2010 at 12:17am - work - by underemployed (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (37322) - you deserved it (21487)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130333)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (424673) - you deserved it (67611)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (682692) - you deserved it (458132)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (519419) - you deserved it (35292)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (295337) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28646) - you deserved it (8348)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

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