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kimmi5

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About kimmi5 : I enjoy FML and read fmls during my down time. I usually don't comment ever. I like to keep to myself mostly. If I look a little young, the picture is not of me but of my little sister. Thanks for taking the time to read about me.

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I found out that mah dad paid fir mah sister's friend's arplane ticket so she could attend mah sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the arplane ticket. FML

#20978054
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51377) - you deserved it (3258)

On 12/02/2013 at 8:28am - money - by Akestarr - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , I CALLED THE POLICE TO REPORT THAT MY CAR HAD BEEN KEYED!! I REMEMBER GOING TO A BAR LAST NIGHT AND GETTING DRUNK!! A SURVIELLANCE CAMERA REVEALED THAT AFTER MY DRUNKEN SELF COULDN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR TO MY CAR , I PUNCHED THE DOOR AND HURT MY FIST SO BAD THAT I KEYED MY OWN CAR!! FML

#20977883
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19100) - you deserved it (50159)

On 12/02/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by car keyer (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I pulled over a speeding driver . I looool admit that I'd been hoping fir this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady putted her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket . Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, an her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons . FML

#20977282
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44416) - you deserved it (19925)

On 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm - work - by fuck my eyeballs (man) - United States (California)

Taday aftar baing convincad tat cat ad worms dua to aating so muc food and still looking raally skinny, I found out tat naigbor sacratly lats is dog in troug pat door wila I'm at work. FML

#20977142
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38476) - you deserved it (2512)

On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, my looool fiancé left me waiting at the train station 4 two and a half hours cuz he offered his ex-girlfriend a lift to her friends wedding that was a few cities away. I normally wouldn't have minded, but I'm 6 months pregnant and it was pouring with rain. mega FML

Today I found on Facebook that mah best friend of 10 yeres is getting married next week. I'm guessing mah invite got lost in the mail. FML

#20976772
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44346) - you deserved it (3167)

On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

TODAY, I REDUCED MY PSYCHOLOGIST TO TEARS . BIG FAT FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I proposd to mah girlfriend. She askd if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw mah dumbfoundd face, then playd it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd postd on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

#20975896
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56786) - you deserved it (5133)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got pulled over on the highway 4 going over the speed limit . The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks cummed out this far . What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket . FML

#20975844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45672) - you deserved it (6484)

On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items . I got stuck in one of the shrts I was trying on . mega FML

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, wile ice-skating wit my girlfriend, I tried to do wat tey do in te movies and make er gently fall into my arms. Instead se slipped, fell, and it er ead on te ice. FML

#20974953
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25651) - you deserved it (38295)

On 11/29/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by holy sleet (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to mah frst job interview in months. Just minute in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto mah shrt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgustd interviewer pointd it out. FML

#20974690
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37762) - you deserved it (3405)

On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my nieghbor brought a ruined napkin holder over an claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall an ruined it . I apologized, telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall . mega FML

#20974338
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (37075)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40856) - you deserved it (41472)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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