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kimg0885
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 456
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20435) - you deserved it (3510)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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