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  • Number of visits : 734
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About kimg0885 : Well hello! I love FML it makes me feel better!

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Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22588) - you deserved it (3828)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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