Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

killer0689

Online | Search for a member

killer0689

20Fucked!

killer0689killer0689
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About killer0689 : so everyone , though you are here already u can check me out. I m always ready for a new friendly relation. sometimes I am weird but usually I am full of fun ;)
see ya in my inbox.
kik: killer.0689 , Skype : prashant0689

killer0689's page activity

Visits<b>thisgirlsgotyou</b> - 11 hours ago<b>sab806</b> - 20 hours ago<b>SauceySarah</b> - yesterday at 3:35am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 12:00am<b>dieana</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:00pm<b>idxntgiveafxck</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 3:59am<b>Zeuszara</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 4:57am<b>theboringdolphin</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:52pm<b>Arctic741</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 8:56pm<b>medic8</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 6:53am<b>dbaby115</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:43am<b>pixieproblems</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:04pm<b>silentsuffer</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 2:23pm<b>DamianWolf</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 4:04pm<b>Stxsyh</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:45am<b>justmeee12</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 4:13am<b>cathleenn</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 7:06pm<b>purplehair</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:39am

Fucked!<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:21pm<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 4:24pm<b>ilovemychem</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:48pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:57am<b>Planking_potato</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 3:29pm<b>kitkatjoy_96</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 4:26am<b>thisgirlsgotyou</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 6:22pm<b>x3jmac27</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 7:39pm<b>angelofmusic1895</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 6:18pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 3:21am<b>BreannaLeeRenee</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 9:37am<b>sullivankeara</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 9:03pm<b>jadefire15</b> - the 01/05/2015 at 5:59am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 3:51pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 1:00am<b>zBerryz</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 4:59am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 8:11am<b>cassiecassie559</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 9:00pm

killer0689's FML badges

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of killer0689's badges

killer0689's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML

Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: