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by me / 11/04/2011 at 12:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML
by lloydLO / 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML
by BirthdayBoy / 09/25/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by shandrith / 07/03/2009 at 10:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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