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kiara20
  • Town/Country : sydney, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15274) - you deserved it (45109)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
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I agree, your life sucks (30206) - you deserved it (5505)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML

#5966282
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On 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by lloydLO (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

#5464653
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On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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