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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 May 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kianhayes : 19. Pre-med. awesome. Ask me?

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Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40417) - you deserved it (2999)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML


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