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  • Number of visits : 524
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40653) - you deserved it (5748)

On 07/30/2013 at 2:42am - animals - by Bug8Frog - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39183) - you deserved it (5707)

On 06/12/2011 at 12:21am - love - by daddylove - United States (Washington)



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