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by HowAreYouAlive / 07/09/2014 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by HeyTherexxx / 04/20/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mandm / 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
by Dunzo15 / 05/02/2009 at 2:28am / United States (New York) / Work
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