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khaoticpanda

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khaoticpanda

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  • Number of visits : 5476
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaoticpanda : I like fireball whiskey, fallout, and poking holes in people's bodies.

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khaoticpanda's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (9413)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37622) - you deserved it (10110)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12830) - you deserved it (53576)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58479) - you deserved it (5852)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

#17390197
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36361) - you deserved it (3592)

On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML

#17383761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22242) - you deserved it (8922)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36613) - you deserved it (3530)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28764) - you deserved it (12568)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

#17371338
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41558) - you deserved it (7590)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36910) - you deserved it (3711)

On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11297) - you deserved it (33637)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (11850)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38434) - you deserved it (10738)

On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (18971)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)



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