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  • Number of visits : 5132
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaoticpanda : Hi. I was raised in vault 101, you've probably never heard of it.
@MsBeliever_98 Instagram.
NEED A W.O.W GUILD 😁
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khaoticpanda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24048) - you deserved it (6118)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (2902)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML

#19731681
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15373) - you deserved it (18672)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:45am - love - by boohoo (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (2732)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML

#19601611
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26289) - you deserved it (3854)

On 05/10/2012 at 7:48am - love - by JG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21723) - you deserved it (4506)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

#19557308
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27656) - you deserved it (3061)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15419) - you deserved it (35785)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (52856)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25222) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

#19067640
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28699) - you deserved it (4092)

On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

#18844355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (4869)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35482) - you deserved it (3082)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML

#18822842
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33872) - you deserved it (6985)

On 01/16/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

#18822523
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35156) - you deserved it (14292)

On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)



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