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  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

#21502783
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20188) - you deserved it (1955)

On 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (2649)

On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27744) - you deserved it (8727)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

#21493073
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30406) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/16/2015 at 1:44am - intimacy - by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

#21487219
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (3168)

On 11/02/2015 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

#21481447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25783) - you deserved it (2829)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

#21481233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24467) - you deserved it (17172)

On 10/17/2015 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Peter Steele love (woman) - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I had to close my eyes in shame and pretend I didn't exist, as my mom gave a cop a good look at her wrinkled, prune-like cleavage and tried to convince him that the speed limit is optional. FML

#21478120
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24845) - you deserved it (1692)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML

#21478113
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (14275)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:25am - love - by biggs sprhro - United States (Ohio)

Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML

#21472635
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24770) - you deserved it (2310)

On 09/25/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany

Today, I was running late for school and accidentally ran a red light and got pulled over. I couldn't find the registration and was freaking out, when the cop told me that he wouldn't give me a ticket if he could give me some advice. His advice? Don't wear your shirt inside-out. FML

#21469786
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24075) - you deserved it (4309)

On 09/18/2015 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML

#21468651
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28195) - you deserved it (3991)

On 09/15/2015 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML

#21467535
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23974) - you deserved it (4502)

On 09/12/2015 at 4:11am - health - by dammit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
164 comments

Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML

#21457265
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28459) - you deserved it (1926)

On 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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