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kfchicken

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1798
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kfchicken : suhh dude?

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Visits<b>arkh_angel</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 6:47pm<b>ejamitchell1</b> - the 11/02/2016 at 3:33am<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 10:48pm<b>JustHereToSayYDI</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 7:26pm<b>waleedma</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 5:24pm<b>2simz</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 3:46am<b>ellabellaboom</b> - the 10/16/2016 at 2:28am<b>mercyelvira42</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 9:26pm<b>Salvanoi</b> - the 10/09/2016 at 3:49pm<b>nettles12</b> - the 10/04/2016 at 1:22am<b>frecklesrose93</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 9:49pm<b>sullivankeara</b> - the 09/27/2016 at 12:51am<b>Westifer</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 2:40am<b>claudiajean</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:44pm<b>manofmerr</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 7:49pm<b>Paris25</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 6:35pm<b>geko911</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 6:02pm<b>chrisbeaudoin</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 11:58am

Fucked!<b>janfleury</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 5:46pm<b>interesting33</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 12:16pm<b>earlytermination</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 5:39am<b>bearin</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 4:09am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 6:06am

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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kfchicken's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

by Anonymous / 11/28/2016 at 1:34am / Animals

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

by PinkMonkeys / 11/23/2016 at 1:33pm / Love

Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML

by funnyERstory / 11/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my relationship with my family is so bad that when someone burst into my house without ringing the doorbell, my first assumption was, "Oh God I hope it's not my mum visiting!" rather than, "Oh God, it's a burglar!" It was actually my mother-in-law, and I was truly relieved. FML

by saracenslament / 11/22/2016 at 6:47am / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

by _kristaaxo / 11/21/2016 at 4:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

by b.fritz / 09/24/2016 at 6:02am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, my dog brought me his squeaky toy to throw for him. I went to throw it down the hallway but it hit the door and bounced about a foot in front of him. He just stared at me for a minute like I was dumb, then took it to my boyfriend to throw. I disappoint even my dog. FML

by nattnatt73 / 09/10/2016 at 3:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML

by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, I was feeling a little bored so I decided to go outside for once. Living in Florida is nice and all except for the fact that right now I'm putting ice over two snake bites. FML

by ElaborateScheme / 08/14/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, my grandfather gave me a whole box of records to go with my new record player. When I thanked him, he said he'd been needing to get rid of them anyway because classical music makes him horny. I definitely didn't need to know that. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2016 at 11:43am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I have a Bachelors of Science at a top university and got denied by Chipotle for a part-time job. FML

Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML

by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

by toto13660 / 06/29/2016 at 4:10pm / Animals