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I was volunteering at a nursing ome calling bingo numbers!! One woman stood up an started making noises, so I assumed se ad won an started clapping!! Se ten fell on te floor an died of a eart attack!! I essentially applauded looool er deat!! FML


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Today... my grlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' fir her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend.

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