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Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot." Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

#18180694
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25964) - you deserved it (3986)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:50pm - misc - by Kirby - United States (Ohio)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36685) - you deserved it (3430)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57099) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (47135)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35351) - you deserved it (9190)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (5341)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

#18128181
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8517) - you deserved it (35005)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:52am - health - by pain - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

#18121591
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (3441)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60218) - you deserved it (4796)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48311) - you deserved it (2834)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35042) - you deserved it (7734)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14468) - you deserved it (35356)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (4673)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (4673)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34730) - you deserved it (8311)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)



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