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2day while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me!! I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up!! Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex!! FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay 4 them, I realized I forgot to putted back on mah original jeans. real FML

#18804731
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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, te quality of sex life reaced a new low. I faked orgasm. And so did e.

#18803776
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On 01/14/2012 at 8:15am - intimacy - by sosadbuttrue - Switzerland (Glarus)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, mah toaster scard me . Again . FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my grlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage . Under her breath I heard my grlfriend say, "sound like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... the last few seconds of mah 2011 was spent staring at mah drunk... naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself an rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got crcumcisd by my grlfriend's braces. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, aftar a long tharapy sassion, in which I pourad out all my faalings of how happy and in lova I am with whom I baliava to ba my soul-mata, my shrink askad ma if I was sura this guy wasn't a figmant of my imagination. big fat FML

#18576133
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On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

today my brother an I proposd to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing 4 days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)



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