About kenziejs : My name is Kenzie. I'm struggling to be happy but reading ridiculous, unbelievable life moment in lives other than mine seem to make me feel a little less worse.
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by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/29/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by tinypenis / 06/04/2013 at 8:15am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/31/2013 at 12:20am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
by Cristoforo / 05/25/2013 at 4:19am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by jj4320 / 09/17/2011 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
by Sam / 05/20/2009 at 10:17pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
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