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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1645
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kenleybunch : I enjoy reading and dry humor or just humor in general. Some of my favorite things from those categories are:
30 rock
1984
Arrested Development
The Office
Pride and Prejudice
As I Lay Dying
Parks & Recreation
David Sedaris
Family Guy
American Dad
The Road
Atonement
South Park
Robot Chicken
Cloud Atlas

Recommend me a book! I'm currently working on the classics. Or, let's talk about the Office (aka the best show in the history of forever; I've seen it beginning to end 5 times as of Dec 2013). If you message me, JUST BE INTERESTING! Please! :P


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kenleybunch's favorite FMLs

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
160 comments

Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before work. I locked the front door of my house and shut it behind me to leave. The wind was blowing and all my hair got shut in my locked front door... with my keys in my car's ignition. FML

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949
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I agree, your life sucks (42790) - you deserved it (6026)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
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I agree, your life sucks (296032) - you deserved it (53662)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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