Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kenleybunch

Offline (yesterday at 4:28am) | Search for a member

kenleybunch

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1694
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kenleybunch : I enjoy reading and dry humor or just humor in general. Some of my favorite things from those categories are:
30 rock
1984
Arrested Development
The Office
Pride and Prejudice
As I Lay Dying
Parks & Recreation
David Sedaris
Family Guy
American Dad
The Road
Atonement
South Park
Robot Chicken
Cloud Atlas

Recommend me a book! I'm currently working on the classics. Or, let's talk about the Office (aka the best show in the history of forever; I've seen it beginning to end 5 times as of Dec 2013). If you message me, JUST BE INTERESTING! Please! :P


Je parle un peu français!

kenleybunch's page activity

Visits<b>snowflake6666</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 12:11am<b>itisasher</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 9:54pm<b>wratty11</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 6:46am<b>KeithTheGreat</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:39am<b>Soninuva</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:52am<b>ricardof</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:31pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 3:29pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 8:56pm<b>KittyHawkMarch</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 7:13pm<b>taylorzgoines</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 11:08am<b>feven</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 8:16am<b>Phaeno</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 6:14pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 4:33am<b>FallenLyric</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 4:38pm<b>Gooberglop</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 9:33am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 4:50pm<b>suckmideck</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 11:22pm

Fucked!<b>Mornai</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 9:29pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:33am

kenleybunch's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of kenleybunch's badges

kenleybunch's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

#251967
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (191370) - you deserved it (14128)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
162 comments

Today, it was really cold and windy and I started my car before work. I locked the front door of my house and shut it behind me to leave. The wind was blowing and all my hair got shut in my locked front door... with my keys in my car's ignition. FML

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42821) - you deserved it (6031)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (297286) - you deserved it (53711)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: