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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1695
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About kenleybunch : I enjoy reading and dry humor or just humor in general. Some of my favorite things from those categories are:
30 rock
1984
Arrested Development
The Office
Pride and Prejudice
As I Lay Dying
Parks & Recreation
David Sedaris
Family Guy
American Dad
The Road
Atonement
South Park
Robot Chicken
Cloud Atlas

Recommend me a book! I'm currently working on the classics. Or, let's talk about the Office (aka the best show in the history of forever; I've seen it beginning to end 5 times as of Dec 2013). If you message me, JUST BE INTERESTING! Please! :P


Je parle un peu français!

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kenleybunch's favorite FMLs

Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML

#17898016
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25794) - you deserved it (3335)

On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56568) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56568) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33473) - you deserved it (6854)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38215) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML

#16447532
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26094) - you deserved it (11436)

On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51357) - you deserved it (8224)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38531) - you deserved it (32118)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

#15381782
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (63301)

On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36511) - you deserved it (4818)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

#14157064
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12929) - you deserved it (25941)

On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49335) - you deserved it (4113)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

#12305755
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (7353)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101206) - you deserved it (5859)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

#8492061
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (4587)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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